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[amp]
06-25-2005, 12:19 AM
some really old rant I wrote for school...still a decent read though

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masturbating the status quo
Anyone ever notice how you're not important, not even valid, unless someone hears you? And more imperatively, how nobody hears you unless you can somehow manage to scream the loudest? Well, regardless of whether you get what I'm saying or not, I've noticed this theme amongst human beings during my lovely stay here on earth. Primarily; people feed on each others' attention like locusts. Truth is a Santa Claus-reminiscent fairytale parents feed their children as a means to instill idealistic, guilt-minimizing moralities while the mind is still young. Hope is our retrospect, our butterfly born of a desensitized cuccoon; beautiful to the eye, but oh-so-fragile to the wind. Yet we guard it with our lives.

Our irrational affinity for false hope has warped us into a species of thoughtless Lemmings. Logic is obsolete, replaced by blind faith and concepts pleasing to the ear. Humans have grown so egocentric, so neutered to the acknowledgement of their peers that they have no choice but to hold it in equally high regard in all facets of their lives. Hence, a monopoly is born - a monopoly of status quo, a police-state in which rationale is involuntarily discarded and exchanged for indulgence.

A ludicrous notion known as 'God' has preyed on the psychological weaknesses of humans for longer than history can record; glorifying the biggest lies with ease due to the power of the myriad of drunk puppets devoted to its cause. Today it's hard to tell which sells better, sex or fear...yet each draw an audience impossible to deny. All the while, democracy flourishes unquestioned; television has been whored into role modeling, and personalities are often butchered by a plague of uniquely human trends that take vicious hold before the mind has wholly formed and never fully let go.

Our brains are capable computers indeed. Yet they are impressionable, often falling prey to the less consistent nature of our emotions. Emotions, of course, are unstable for a number of reasons. Firstly, they have triggers that are typically determined by less-than-logical variables; such as hormones, human nature, or other chemical impulses in the brain. These factors are far more difficult to control than a dictated thought pattern because evolution designed us to blindly obey these synapses in order to insure our survival. However, evolution is faulty, as proven by the inconsequentiality of our own existance...but I won't even get into that shit. Basically, because we're complicated organisms with wildly diverse emotional boundaries, nature programmed us to be extremely succeptible to attention and social approval. Since we can't just be simple like the animals, we've been granted innumerable different triggers to aid in pursuing our equally apprehensive mate of the opposite sex; with whom we must procreate to further our own species. And unfortunately to the few people like me who care, these triggers can be easily used against us. In fact, they have.

There is a good feeling we naturally get as humans, as is inherent in our nature. When we are complimented or shown gratitude, a chemical reaction occurs in our brains to reassure us that what we did was right. As a result, we desire it; we crave it. It helps set a standard in our minds, discerning the difference between favorable and unwanted. This all takes place due to evolution's hardwiring, and nature doesn't make mistakes. Qualities such as this reaction were specifically designed to ensure our ability to carry out evolution's intention; which is, of course, to sustain life at all costs. People are fickle, people are picky; and brains aren't simple. Therefore, we need some type of indication of our own feelings; some way to judge our potential mate and ensure they are capable and worthy of raising a child to do the same as an adult. Sustaining life at all costs. Yet people are too deep to ever truly know their tendencies until we develop telepathy, so instead we've got the second best thing: compliment receptors. You don't have to be great as a person, but if you can lie well enough to make a person happy, their nature-driven emotional guard is dropped.

So, assuming I'm making any sense at all, and my past rants were at least somewhat understandable, we now can conclude that our tendency to overly value the opinions of others is, in fact, etched into our very DNA. In short, basically what this means is that there's no way we'll ever work around the downside of this as a species. Theoretically, it would be possible, if we were taught in a more practical fashion as children. But that'll never happen, because I'm wrong.

Yeah, you heard me right. My entire opinion is wrong. An opinion is only right if it coincides with the beliefs of the general population. The population will only wholeheartedly accept a premise that is favorable to themselves. This premise in turn can only be proposed by a particularly well-respected member of the population; who naturally will be unworthy of respect unless the general population first favors him. And of course, his being acknowledged by the population will only occur in the first place if he does an outstanding job telling the population what they want to hear. Logic is obsolete, truth is a fairy tale. Above all, people need to be lied to, because reality is unpleasant and our brains are too complex to be self reliant.

So, yes, back to my last subject. Since I'm wrong, as determined by past examples' input on the definition of the word, I have absolutely no chance of ever being acknowledged by the general populace without changing my message to make them feel more appreciated. And since that in itself is a monumental contradiction (causing an anti-humanity argument to appeal to the whole of said species), there's no way we'll ever be taught about our own deepest inadequacies as children. Moreso, since humans are selfish and indulgent, it is likely that these triggers in our brains will continue to be exploited for the purposes of propagating our own self-esteem and rigging the economy; until the end of time. That's just how shit is.

In a nutshell: masturbation is tasteless, and ignorance is an outlandish insult to our magnificent brains. Think for yourself.

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...damn, I've always been crazy

DEATHINC
06-25-2005, 02:58 AM
I think I read this somewhere before, is this copied, or did you write it?...

nightmaremaker
06-25-2005, 07:56 AM
sounds like ya still crazy, good or bad, dont know, dont care, I read it..............

[amp]
06-25-2005, 11:20 AM
I think I read this somewhere before, is this copied, or did you write it?...
I wrote it. That much should be evident. It's not the first time I posted it on the internet, though, so I suppose you could've seen it before

DEATHINC
06-26-2005, 12:39 AM
']I wrote it. That much should be evident. It's not the first time I posted it on the internet, though, so I suppose you could've seen it before
Yeah I thought I read that, good read...:prescript

makaveli7777777
11-12-2005, 01:19 PM
i thought i had seen it somewhere before too

-lurking-
01-01-2006, 01:26 AM
I've just got to say that I thought I was the only one who really thought that. I think it's complete bullshit that you have to tell most people what they "want" to hear just to make them happy or get their attention. Which is why in the first place I hate most people because of this. I can't stand "making" up a conversation just to seem normal to other people, even though the conversation is worthless and we'll never get anywhere unless we share the same views, which, 99% of the time we won't. Most employer's will even hire an employee based off of there bs'ing skills, or how well they can carry a conversation. Which is how I got my current job, I acted outgoing and always happy in the interview, as apposed to others who were better qualified but weren't as talkitive as me.

I believe I'm a pretty smart guy. I get my job done well and efficiently, I mean well for others, and I'm easy to get along with. Yet, if you dont agree with what most people think, or tell them what they want to hear, they don't give a shit. If you don't talk to them normally, they will start to dislike you for whatever reason. Well you know what? I never fucking liked you in the first place. You know why? Because your a self imposing cocky piece of shit. I'm tired of faking to get a job, or to help the day go by to please people, I just want to have a job, do it right, people can shut the fuck up and mind there own business unless they have a problem, and I can go home to my friends and family and do what I want without worrieng about stupid shit I don't care about. I'm usaully the one to be targetted for stupid ass jokes too, probably because I will reply in idiotic terms or a simple come back just to please them and shut them up.

Mike: "Hey Joe, we have too many hours in, were going to have to cut back for the week."

Joe: "That's ok, I can just get rid of Rydell" *insert laughter*

I look over and laugh as well.... "Yeah, since im expendable and all"

Even though I'm wanting to punch him right in the teeth. Hey fucker, I don't like you, stop trying to be funny with me ok? Did you get the hint when I don't talk to you? That was just an exmaple of a situation with a manager of mine a couple days ago. Anyway, good write-up.

guitarhippie29
03-17-2007, 12:02 PM
omg, i dont get this at all

spiderman410
03-21-2007, 11:36 PM
I masterbate lol

evilseed
04-14-2007, 01:35 PM
Hi, im evilseed.. immah lemming.

Masterbate me.

nos33
05-31-2007, 07:07 PM
i like crazy people just ask my crazy wife

megabs
08-01-2007, 11:47 AM
Crazy people make the world go round.

thesupervisor
09-05-2007, 05:40 AM
sick cunts

jason43506
09-08-2007, 03:17 PM
mastubation is FUN!!!!!!!



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FleetingRegrets
09-25-2007, 09:34 AM
Lawdy lawd! The spam in this thread is incredibly amusing. How is it still here?

xEastxBayx
10-25-2007, 01:23 AM
I may be masterbating too much...in fact, i'm typing with one hand at the moment. Is there such a thing as over masterbating? I mean, how many times can I ejaculate in one day?

inevitabledox
11-15-2007, 08:34 PM
back to topic. i belive over comercialization has sold out human spirit. if one were to examine the human spiecies .it would be evident that our arificial evolution through technology is only truely sustainabe with an infinate frontier or mass hardship. we cling together and exhibit the best and worst of our nature when the elements themselves are against us. Humanity needs struggle, the most adaptable vertebrate organism inherenty seeks an adversary to conquer. In the absence of a wild nature to battle humanity turns the conflict inward: seeking out the physiologically or sociolocical weak or minority. thus the grindstone of acceptable behavior crushes the wild amonst humanity an freedom is lost.

hotchica664
11-20-2007, 12:54 PM
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11-20-2007, 12:54 PM
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Hefty Hepatitis
12-12-2007, 03:13 PM
Since this thread is terribly old, and I doubt amp is even around to look at it anymore, he/she/it will probably not see this. But in any event, this was a good read. Wordy, but a good read. I too have spent countless hours ranting to myself on this subject ... that "who have we become" sort of thing. Kind of puts me at ease to abandon hope in human-kind. As far as I'm concerned the only people whose opinions should matter are my family, and the girl I have sex with. Nobody else deserves to hear the intellectual ear candy I have to offer.

Thank you, HotChica664, for spamming this thread to the front so I could read the essay. I hope they wait long enough to ban you so you can fuck up and tell people where you live so I can throw my shit at your windows.

EnviE
12-13-2007, 11:59 AM
;276863']
Today it's hard to tell which sells better, sex or fear...

oh, sex by far. fear is only for the dying

standing
12-13-2007, 09:21 PM
That sounds good to me, but how can I make some money?

EnviE
12-14-2007, 04:02 PM
Sex,, I think, is the harder to capitalize off of since nearly every sick, twisted fetish has been explored. We got everything from call girls, pocket pussies, phone sex, text sex, 2 girls 1 cup, 2 girls 1 finger... etc. People who want this crap already know where to get it. You'll just have to come up with some crafty, innovative way of making such services more convenient.


Religion on the otherhand is much easier to capitalize off of. Anyone who's passed highschool knows of indulgences.
There are so many different religions or sects of the same religion that we can choose from because religion like all other things have to adapt to changing times.

Don't we need something a little more consistent? Something that no matter WHAT, the alternative outcome won't be "hell" once we die. Someone needs to invent an alternative heaven and charge some monthly fee (while you're alive) until you die that guarantee's if you get turned away from the "White Gates" that your soul gets re-routed to an alternative heaven instead of hell. It will be just like God's heaven, it just won't be God's heaven. All someone needs to do is provide some evidence that there is such a place, call themselves the profit..err...prophet and sell it.

Hefty Hepatitis
12-15-2007, 12:41 AM
Sex,, I think, is the harder to capitalize off of since nearly every sick, twisted fetish has been explored. We got everything from call girls, pocket pussies, phone sex, text sex, 2 girls 1 cup, 2 girls 1 finger... etc. People who want this crap already know where to get it. You'll just have to come up with some crafty, innovative way of making such services more convenient.


Religion on the otherhand is much easier to capitalize off of. Anyone who's passed highschool knows of indulgences.
There are so many different religions or sects of the same religion that we can choose from because religion like all other things have to adapt to changing times.

Don't we need something a little more consistent? Something that no matter WHAT, the alternative outcome won't be "hell" once we die. Someone needs to invent an alternative heaven and charge some monthly fee (while you're alive) until you die that guarantee's if you get turned away from the "White Gates" that your soul gets re-routed to an alternative heaven instead of hell. It will be just like God's heaven, it just won't be God's heaven. All someone needs to do is provide some evidence that there is such a place, call themselves the profit..err...prophet and sell it.

I'll make a particularily dandy religion called Envie should shut the fuck up. Yes, I lack justification, but you do piss me off.

akaMINUS
01-27-2008, 11:35 AM
not to shabby

asher67
05-18-2008, 02:52 PM
So, [amp] has been heard, and hopefully he feels important. Seriously, though, great post, dude, and accurate, too.

Schuan
11-13-2008, 06:47 PM
so anyone gonna give me a hand job huh? lol

MERaether
11-17-2008, 01:40 PM
wtf is this shit? I'll fuckin beat the meat when i please, whore

MERaether
11-17-2008, 01:40 PM
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